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[04 Oct 2005|06:53pm] |
oh my, it's been a while kids.
i was procrastinating (oh, i know. so out of place for me. just cause i'm asian you racists) on english hw, so i decided to hop onto the computer for...ever and look at a couple of lj's.
some people, or i daresay, most people, are going through this...weird? (for the lack of a better word) stage. it's a stage that's entirely bereft of hormones, chock-full of emo-ism, and is beneficial for this pathetic social order that we fester in.
we are
freaking.
finally.
MATURING.
ignorance is bliss, but baby,
when people around you start GETTING WITH THE PROGRAM,
it calls for a celebration.
we should all play a nice round of monopoly.
and someone needs to teach me texas hold 'em.
cause steph grace and christine nammers chickened out on me
so we went into steph's treehouse
and painted the walls
while we watched marilyn monroe be a ditz.
a bodacious ditz at that.
so basically the paint was dripping down the walls
while we were gyrating around the t.v.
and worshipping the blonde bomb shell goddess.
and i totally went off on a random tangent.
sorry.
my asian at its best.
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[16 Jun 2005|05:37pm] |
happy birthday to me
i used to hate telling people,
but now i actually want to because
...im thankful for my life.
so why not celebrate...whatever.
boring bday, but boring = parents are lazy = $$$$$$$ = happy kandice.
i leave for banff? canada RIGHT after school ends. boring.
last family trip the rents are ever going to force me on.
then after i leave for a church retreat
then after i leave for cali (DRIVING!! i get to drive)i get to meet my best friend yay
then after i...forgot.
then im going to the motherland native homeland place.
CHINA!!!! for a mission trip. no im not chinese. but...asian.
can you tell im typing this all too fast
crest white strips HURT LIKE A #$@$@$%!! well, it hurts. dont know why. white things and people hate me.
lalalalalallalalalfdskfdsalkfs;ldkf
im tired.
inebriated, basically.
i love all my friends.
thank you to those who made me happy or wished me happybday on ..yesterday. THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKNYUYOPUAODFSPANKYOU
thank you to these 'special' people:
christine
elyssa
lily
alex
channing
i want to spank you.
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[21 Apr 2005|07:58pm] |
i went to greenlake three times this week
it is fun fun fun.
but on the other hand,
its gross.
cause you see a lot of jigglies and
cottage cheese butts dangling out of super tight spandex.
seriously! its like the land o` dimples on arses.
i even saw two very, er, voluptuous ladies
drinking starbucks fraps WITH CREAM while walking...
oh, the humor in the sardonic lives that we lead.
i ate too many oranges
and i swear i dreamt orange dreams.
or something of the sort
I HATE ORANGES
and im not a pirate so i wont get scurvy
darn vitamin c
wasl = nap time to dream about fields of corn and soybeans.
bye bye kids
no sex! stay clean.
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[29 Mar 2005|09:19pm] |
uh, i am officially sick of asian people.
like seriously. im tired of seeing the same slit-y eyes, straight black hair, same pasty white (yellow?) skin...its a douche bag of soybeans, man. and i want it to come to an END.
i think the asian community should DISPERSE themselves like RICE and stop herding up into these conglomerations of anti-everything-but-chinks cults. good sweet buddha, this is only a reverie in which it is as easy as making michael jackson black again. or making him white-er. or asian *GASP* THE HORROR.
the only time i can tolerate asian people is when i go to church. cause God loves everyone. but i, supposedly, am a xenophobic penis wrinkle so i use this facade on sundays...and i act like im totally not asianaphobic around these herds of look-a-likes. on weekdays im like WHAMMY! GET AWAY FROM ME!!
okay maybe i love asian people but am sick of them. or...i dont LIKE them but i LOVE them? okay engrish words are confuzzling this pathetic cranium of mine.
fob face only used in times of distress: (^_^)v <---thats a peace sign for you white folks
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[08 Feb 2005|03:30pm] |
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This Providence - Our Flag is White |
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Matchbook Romance
Thursday, 2-10-05, 8:00
300 pesos ($13)
moshing + kandice included.
the works
daphne loves derby, this providence
...thats all you need to get you convinced.
edit: kirkland teen center (oops)
Saturday, 2-12-05, 5 euros ($10), 7:00
go you little rabid muslim terrorists.
james lee is a muslim terrorist.
go shoot him down with an ak-47(?)
<3 kandice
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[23 Jan 2005|01:40am] |
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i wish my fingers were longer.
svelte, willowy, nail polish commercial worthy fingers.
the one thing i absolutely loathe about my hands
is the fact that i have the shortest pinkies in the world.
like, it looks as if down syndrome started at my pinkies
but changed its mind + decided to halt all detrimental activities.
((okay maybe it didn`t stop there
and i have a full blown case of it,
but that`s besides the point.))
my fricking nubby pinkies make it so incredibly
hard to reach chords on the guitar.
you should watch my face when i`m trying to reach.
you`ll piss your pants from laughing.
...or maybe you already do that.
anyhOOters, i taught myself 7 chords today!
despite the w e e t o d d a t i o n
that hindered the learning process.
a b c d e f g. yayerrr. only fidy bazillion to go!
<3 kandice
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[18 Jan 2005|03:45pm] |
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uh...hi?
this livejournal shabang is confusing. more confusing than the fact that your mom goes to college. yeah, it is. so you can go cry me a river...you cotton eared ninny muggin.
omg, none of the church ppl have this, because they`re full blown asians! (meaning that they feed like pariahs on the world of xanga) scoreee! i can rant and bitch as much as i want to without those chinky eyes humping my back every second. ahh, the freedom of speech is truly orgasmic. mmk my darling nazi comrades (in training), this is all for now. bbye!
<3 kandice
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